Scrambled Eggs!!! - Dedicated to the art of kicking testicles!

"THERE IS AN ANSWER! Buy yourself some of those skintight Lycra shorts that cyclists wear. If you slip an elastic band over your balls, and then don the shorts...you will find the impossible becomes easy! Your balls are held completely central between your legs. They cannot move or escape, and the shorts are so tight that they hold your penis up out of the way. Basically this means that every hit, whack, sharp blow or whatever goes directly into your balls! It is wonderful! "

So now you know boys. But if you prefer a more delicate approach check out the Scrotal Safety Commission for the following Scrotal Safety Tips:

Riding escalators is both fun and convenient. But please remember to wear slacks while you enjoy the mechanical comfort of a moving staircase. And never sit on an escalator tread, even if the escalator is not in service.

A lady-friend can quickly become a lady-enemy where your scrotum is concerned. Play it wise and establish a "safe-word" during rough play. The Scrotal Safety Commission would like to recommend the safe-word: "Peachy-keen"

Get a professional to "size" you for under-shorts. Many scrotal accidents could have been easily avoided by sporting proper fitting under garments.

Remember: An informed scrotum owner is a safe scrotum owner.