I have come to some conclusions about a few things this week.
The first one being, Traffic Light Marketing is fantastic. This morning was the third time, in so many weeks, that I was sitting at a red light, and a random person shoved freebies through my car window. I got free Cereal Bars from Kellogg's, free V Drink, and a free box of Cereal from Sanitarium. I must say I am totally impressed with the idea of Traffic Light Marketing, especially because I keep getting free stuff!
Secondly, Cell Phones for Small Kids. I find this greatly disturbing. Not so much for the fact that the giant Telecom has found another way to push it's wares, but more for the fact that I pity parents everywhere. Not only will they have their kids bugging them "Mum, I want a cell phone, Mary has one and she's only 4", but once the phone has been purchased, they will then be at the beck and call of their kids more so than now. IT'S JUST PLAIN CRAZY!!!
The third and final conclusion, Daniel Carter (All Black) has a little Dick. As you may well know, I was traumatized daily by the Jockey billboard on Queen Street in Auckland. It was a far too big picture of Dan Carter posing in what quite frankly looked like my Poppa's undies. I have also spied this same picture (with a different type of Poppa Undies on each) on the back of busses.
I have taken it upon myself to study the (almost) bulge in the crotch region. Why? you may ask. Well, mostly because I can! Anyway my point is, there appears to be a distinct lack of bulge in all of the shots. My conclusion, he was either really cold OR he has a wee willy!
I think it may be the later, as I know that the lights they use when doing photo shoots are terribly hot to stand under.
Oh the excitement of it all eh?
Mistress
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Traffic Light marketing??? I must get off my bike and start driving around Auckland again..... and don;t even start with the celll phones....
As for Daniel Carter, well, thanks for the comments, but I won't be looking at his billboard trying to figure out his.... um....er....
Rugby. Hell Gay Sport Eh?
The cellphone kids ads really ick me out. Seeing a kid that young with a corporate noose around his neck is creepy.
DJs and Musicians don't usually get billboards as our monopacks don't really look good without a t-shirt (with distracting picture/phrase) to cover it up. We *do* however, give great oral :)
And I can testify to that! ;)
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