The Twisted Good Vibe Guide by Mistress Dirtbag & MsBahaviour

Mistress D’irtbag's 7 Inch” Nubby

The first vibrator I ever got was when I was about 18. It was a gift from a friend and it was the scariest thing I have ever laid eyes on! It was a pasty white colour, about the size of a small rolling pin. It was a joke but it got me interested. I have had a couple since then, but I found that they were all pretty stock standard, not a lot of thought in the designs. Now, however, there are some really creative designs in the shops, and what luck for MsB and I that the lovely folk at Video Expo are helping us work our way through their Sex Toy Collection, so that we can write our special in depth Good Vibe Guide.

The 7"” Nubby

The “7"” Nubby” has a fluorescent yellow see through outer covering, with a bright orange vertebrae inside. As the colouring is so bright, it damn near glows, so this is a plus for in the dark action. It has a powerful motor that gets its humming from tip to tail. The vertebrae is by far its most exciting feature. This vibrator can bend in multiple directions, so you can position the shaft to hit all the right spots externally and internally all at once.

Appearance Bright yellow and orange, adjustable vertebrae inside, and 50 lovely "nubs" on the outside.
Power Strong and controllable by twisting end. Vibrations go all the way through the shaft to the end.
Noise This one sadly will wake up the flatties. The motor is rather powerful and has a very loud buzz.
Smell The smell is neutral, light and inoffensive.
Size 7"
” Quality Well made and built to last.
Extras Multi directional vertebrae in shaft
Orgasmometer 4.5/5

MsBehaviour's Wicked Strobing Penis

The best thing about becoming a sex toy tester is that it really makes your partner up their game. As the husband put it, “I’m not going to be outdone by plastic phallus.”

My current vibe is a ‘Rabbit’ style knockoff, like the vibrator Charlotte gets addicted to in Sex and the City. I bought it on a budget and it’s been a disappointment. It has an overpowering raspberry tinged smell. All of the vibrations are in the clit tickler (which isn’t very powerful) and the rotating end makes a horrible grinding noise. Neither the husband or I have used it that much, and it’s been relegated to collecting fluff in my undie draw. I’d give it a 2/5 on the Orgasmometer scale.

Anyway out with the old and in with the new. Thanks to the lovely people at Video Expo, the Twisted Mistress and I will be working our way through their Sex Toy Collection, and writing our special in depth Good Vibe Guide.

The Wicked Strobing Penis
The “Wicked Strobing Penis” is a techno blue vibe with a pronounced vibrating bell end, and ribbed shaft with strobing lights. The lights are useful for finding it in a dark bed, and it could also double up as a kinky glow-stick to take out clubbing as it glows under UV. It also gives great neck and back massages. The Wicked Strobing Penis gets an extra mark for being Waterproof and is now known as my Bath-time Buddy.

Appearance – Groovy blue with ribbed shaft and strobing lights
Power Strong and controllable by twisting end. Vibrations go all the way through the shaft to the bell end.
Noise It won’t wake the flatties up. Reasonably quiet on low and not too loud at full speed.
Smell The smell is neutral, light and inoffensive.
Size around 6” for internal play.
Quality Well made and built to last.
Extras Waterproof for bath time fun.
Orgasmometer 4/5


Available from - Video Expo