Twisted News - Get off the phone you're slowing the traffic

"A new study confirms that the reaction time of cell phone users slows dramatically, increasing the risk of accidents and tying up traffic in general, and when young adults use cell phones while driving, they're as bad as sleepy septuagenarians."

So there you have it. It's not women drivers, asians or old people - it's people on cell phones that stuff up the traffic. Yes you!