Twisted Bits - Bizarre Newspaper Headlines

Cause of AIDS Found - Scientists  

Doctor Testifies in Horse Suit  

City May Impose Mandatory Time for Prostitution  

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe  

Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in One  

Kicking Baby Considered to Be Healthy  

Why You Want Sex Changes With Age  

Boys Cause As Many Pregnancies As Girls  

Cemetery Allows People to be Buried by Their Pets  

Man Held Over Giant L.A. Brush Fire  

Antique Stripper to Demonstrate Wares at Store  

Sudden Rush to Help People Out of Work  

Deadline Passes for Striking Police