Twisted Bits: Now, I've never been one for sticking things up my bum, but.....

This almosts tempts me to try... I could keep it up there all day and when I meet a particularly offensive christian I can tell him that I keep the little baby jesus up my bum. Then if they don't believe me, I can show them. Or use it as a dashboard ornament. Well, If I'm wrong and the Christians are right, I'm going to burn in hell for this one....