The Royal We

The Royal We

A social offense that can be called out when one is being falsely spoken for.

Example:

"We got so plastered last night."

"The royal we. I had a vodka tonic and called it quits. You got so shitfaced you puked on my jacket and then attempted to fornicate with it."

"Good times. We have fun."

"Go fuck a blender."

Thanks to Urban Dictionary.