The Tony Veitch Saga

I think instead of all the bollocks the general media has spat out about this drama, they should have jus run this pic.
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When Bush met Bob Geldof

Bob Geldof gave President George Bush a copy of his book “Geldof in Africa" during a recent flight on Air Force One.

“Who wrote this for ya, Geldof?” joked Dubya.

Quick as flash Saint Bob replied: “Who will you get to read it for you, Mr President?”

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Brings new meaning to 'What's up Doc?'
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Never f*ck with your systems administrator

World’s best resignation letter.

Dear Mr. Baker,

As an employee of an institution of higher education, I have few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during our commission of duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.

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Dungeon News - England flops shafted by enormous todger

Opera singing Brit Tony Henry has become a Croatian hero for mispronouncing a line in the country's national anthem before its team consigned a lamentable England to the dustbin of footballing history on Wednesday night.

The ditty is "written in the old Croat style", the Telegraph explains, and instead of singing Mila kuda si planina - "You know my dear how we love your mountains" - Henry thundered Mila kura si planina, or "My dear, my penis is a mountain".

This evidently delighted Croatian players Vedran Corluka and Luka Modric, who were seen "grinning at each other" at the gaffe, and fans claim the slip helped relax the team before its 3-2 drubbing of McClaren's lacklustre side.

Accordingly, Croatians are now calling for Henry to be awarded with a medal and appointed their team's official mascot for Euro 2008. Mate Prlic, of Croatian footie mag Torcida, suggested: "He obviously relaxed the players so why not invite him to Euro 2008 to keep the winning streak going?"

Henry's agent, Douglas Gillespie, said: "Tony had a great reception from the Croatian fans and already feels part of their campaign for Euro 2008." ®

Article from The Register.