Off The Box

Off The Box

The state of being removed from a position of prominence/importance due to a foolish mistake.

Related to Michael Phelps being dropped by Kellogg after a picture of him with a bong was released.

Thanks to Urban Dictionary.

Marathoning

Marathoning

Watching an entire season of a TV series in a short period of time, especially if you are watching it in one sitting.

Thanks to Urban Dictionary.

Lol Theory

Lol Theory

The theory that the internet phrase lol, meaning laugh out loud, can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibility and seriousness.

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Twitterrhea

Twitterrhea

Too many twitters per hour.

Thanks to Urban Dictionary.

Mistress Tweets can be found on the side bar of this page and on Twitter.

Twitter is very cool.

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Coin Wanking

Coin Wanking

The act of jangling change held in a suit trouser pocket, usually performed by male office workers whilst stood chatting to colleagues.

Thanks to Urban Dictionary.

Sofa King

Sofa King

A friendly way to say so fucking.

Example: it's sofa king hot.

I Got This - Slightly NSFW

Obamama

Obamama

Michelle Obama. The First Lady of the 44th President of the United States of America, Barack Obama.

Thanks to Urban Dictionary.

Land it in the Hudson

Land it in the Hudson

An expression used to encourage yourself or someone else when it appears an endeavor is headed for a disastrous outcome (due mostly to external conditions).

Based on when Sully averted tragedy by successfully landing US Airways Flight 1549 in the Hudson River.

See also Land it like Sully.

Thanks to Urban Dictionary.

Transaction

Transaction

The sex you get from a crossdresser.

Thanks to Urban Dictionary.

Yes, I know the ladies in the pics are Drag not Trannie, but you do an image search on Trannies and see what you find, you'll see why I went with the Queens.
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Sideboob

Sideboob

A view of the female breast seen from a side; generally under loosely-fitting clothes.

Very titillating (pun intended) and sexual without showing any overt nudity.

Thanks to Urban Dictionary and Sideboob.

Kthnxbai

Kthnxbai

I understand. Your help in this matter has been greatly appreciated. However, with much regret and much haste, I must be departing from our conversation.

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NSFL

NSFL

Not Safe For Life. Goes a step beyond NSFW, because it doesn't matter where you view the material; you will be scarred.

Example: Goatse, that shit is NSFL.

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Kitchenheimer's

Kitchenheimer's

When you're in the kitchen going around in circles because you can't remember what you were doing there.

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Y2K9

Y2K9

The simultaneous worldwide crash of every 30GB Zune during the early hours of the morning on Dec 31, 2008.

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Brickberry

Brickberry

A term for the old, outdated phone you have to use when your current phone breaks.

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Chachki

Chachki

Trinkets, useless sentimental stuff filling up book cases and counter space, or miscellaneous items collected and set out to enhance your decor.

It is stuff you should probably box up or sell in a garage sale.

They are things kids take when their parents pass away because it reminds them of good times past.

Thanks to Urban Dictionary.

Virtual Friday

Virtual Friday

The last day of work or school in a normal work week, due to an extended weekend.

Thanks to Urban Dictionary.

Holiday Beard

Holiday Beard

When a male decides not to shave for the period of his holiday, returning with a rather terrible looking collection of facial hair.

Thanks to Urban Dictionary.

Ponzi Crawl

Ponzi Crawl

A pub crawl that adds a new person to buy a round at each location. Each new person is promised that they will get free drinks at all the future bars if they buy this round. Obviously, whoever joins the ponzi crawl last gets screwed!

Thanks to Urban Dictionary.