Dungeon Bits - Uses for Super Skinny Chicks

I was sitting outside a cafe downtown today stuffing my face with yummy lunch, when I spied an extremely extremely skinny chick.

As I have a very sick and twisted sense of humour (as does the friend I was havin lunch with), the sight of this girl prompted us to start thinking of uses for super skinny chicks.

We came up with:

1. If she has short hair, a broom
2. If she has long hair, a mop
3. A draught snake for in front of a door
4. A pool scoop to clean bugs and other random debris out of your pool
5. A coat rack (providing the coats don't weigh too much lest she collapse under the wieght)

Feel free to add to our list.

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